Date Everything!

Date Everything! is a surreal simulation game where players dive into a strange yet surprisingly strategic world of romantic possibilities. The twist? You’re not dating people—you’re forming emotional connections with objects, abstract concepts, and even cosmic entities. Every character, whether it’s a cracked teacup or the embodiment of Chaos, has a story arc, unique dialogue mechanics, and rules of engagement that turn dating into a puzzle of logic, timing, and bizarre humor.

Conversations Beyond Reason

The central gameplay of Date Everything! revolves around deepening your relationship with nontraditional entities through multi-layered conversations. You’ll respond to dialogue prompts, choose your tone, interpret each character’s preferences, and unlock hidden paths by reading subtle emotional cues. The dialogue system adapts to how you treat each character—some respond to flattery, others prefer confusion or pure honesty. Players can pursue multiple routes per playthrough, with many interactions looping back into themselves or referencing previous choices from other timelines.

• Conversations evolve dynamically based on your choices and tone.
• Certain endings are locked behind paradox loops or emotional logic puzzles.
• Entities like Time or Memory react differently depending on past playthroughs.

Nonlinear Timelines and Replay Strategy

This game doesn’t play by traditional story rules. The timeline isn’t fixed—some characters “remember” failed dates, while others don’t exist until you’ve broken enough hearts. There’s no linear route to success. You’ll need to make illogical choices to unlock certain realities, fail on purpose, or engage in seemingly contradictory conversations just to reach new story threads. While some dates end abruptly, others spiral into unexpected monologues, meta-commentary, or multiverse loops. Players who explore extensively will discover endings that blend existential musings with sudden slapstick punchlines.

• Timeline resets affect character memories, branching paths, and item unlocks.
• Some endings can only be accessed after three or more failed loops.
• Certain characters require unlocking others before they even appear in-game.

Secrets, Endings, and Unlocks

Despite its humorous tone, Date Everything! is structured with game-like progression hidden under the absurdity. There are secret achievements for completing certain combinations of dates, discovering hidden dialogue branches, and encountering rare characters that only appear under specific conditions. The more you explore, the more the game reveals its internal logic, with rewards for players who take time to connect the dots. Dialogue choices affect not just who you date, but how the world behaves in the background, which characters spawn next, and even the interface you see on screen.

• Unlockable dialogue branches appear based on failed or completed arcs.
• The “True Ending” requires knowledge from multiple false routes and secrets.
• Some in-game menus glitch or shift when reality breaks from your choices.

With its layered mechanics and philosophical tone hidden behind absurdist humor, Date Everything! is more than just a parody. It’s a commentary on relationships, choice, and logic, framed in an interactive experiment that rewards curiosity, boldness, and patience. If you’re ready to connect with entities you never thought you could love, this game has dozens of weird, clever surprises to offer with every interaction.